Disaster Lesbian
Published on by LegolianM.
Panel 1: Shot of the new car on a highway driving out of town with nothing but forest in sight. From inside the car Rosalyn sighs: “Ahhh this is nice.”
Panel 2: Inside the car, Jillian is driving as Rosalyn looks happily out the window: “Don’t get me wrong, I’m loving Portland, but it’s nice to get out of town every now and then.”
Jillian: “How long have you been here?”
Panel 3: Rosalyn, looking over at her: “About a week. Took a Greyhound bus up from Phoenix. Just wanted a change of pace, y’know?”
Panel 4: Rosalyn: “How about you?”
Jillian: “Oh, just shy of a week. Have you always been in America?”
Panel 5: Rosalyn: “Yep, born and bred in Los Angeles. I’d love to visit another country but it hasn’t happened yet.”
Panel 6: Jillian freezes, a number of thoughts going through her head with a banner over the top that boldly states: “Disaster Lesbian”. The banner is in dark and light orange with white text, while the thoughts are in light and darker pink: the colors of the lesbian pride flag. Each thought is accompanied by a rebuttal.
Thought: “You could stay with my family in England” Rebuttal: “Absolutely terrible idea”
Thought: “I could show you around Europe” Rebuttal: “You literally just got a house”
Thought: “I’d be happy to go with you anywhere you wanted” Rebuttal: “What???”
Panel 7: What Jillian actually says: “I’m sure you’ll find the time someday.”